How Offensive!!

I have to mention something about this picture and then of course give something comedic about the whole subject. This of course is a real non-doctored picture of an iceberg. I found this picture and then found out that some people find the 'penisberg' offensive. Well I guess I could see how you could feel that way if it was used in the wrong context, but if this thing floated by while you were on an Alaskan Cruiseliner you would have taken the picture too.
Anyways, people being alarmed about this picture are the same people that come to my High School where I teach and cry about our science department head's class room. You see, she has a penis bone from a Baleen Whale hanging from her ceiling and it is about 2 feet long. Well some students find it quite interesting and as you would probably think it is quite the conversation piece, that doesn't deter people from complaining however.
So just give it a break and for heavens sake people spend your complaining time complaining about something that has merit and not a biology teacher's classroom where you are bound to find something 'organ'ic anyways!

We may think we are proper, but we still talk like we are from utah! WOOO!

It's pretty funny to read some things people say. We all try to be so eloquent when we talk on our blogs. We try to use word that sound inspiring and enlightening. Also we use big ones like viciccitude, quandry, and urethra to sound intelegent. Really though I love it when I read stuff like:

Football has began!

We aren't doing nothing!

How come? Seriously what does how come mean? How come? Are we from cleveland?

I thought people couldn't seriously have spelled the names of their own kids right on their blogs, until I remembered it is one of those mormonism's to spell your kids name as bass ackwards as you can so their teacher gets the "brain locked" look on their face when they read it for the first time at school.

I realize I am one of the prime offenders in the grammar game. It is just one of those funny things we don't realize we are doing, but is funny when it happens.

I'll decide if your kids are cute

Do people really think that they have to tell me how cute they think their own kids are. Do you think that if you tell me this over and over I will believe you. I am not an aneuploid! I will decide if I think your kids are cute. You do not need to placate me and then figure I will just believe you because you said so. So keep posting the pictures, but if they are not cute I will probably not be side swiped by you saying they are.

So your a photographer?

Why does everybody think that they are a photographer now days. Every other person I run into takes pictures now. They all think they are so artistic too. Let me tell you something. Take a few pictures and let me go home. I don't need to be wondering where my day went 400 snapshots later.

You've been Tagged!

The first time my wife got tagged I thought her responses were kind of funny. Seriously though, some of this crap has to end. I don't want to hear your answers any more. Yes my wife lets me know the mundane things people say when they get tagged so just as a thought:

I don't want to know about your families farting habits

I don't care if you are obsessed with your F-ing hair

Basically I don't want to hear things you've had bottled up for 30 years and finally decided to let out of the vault.

Now people are getting husband tagged----oh lord please make it stop

My New Shirt

So I had to sit through a meeting the other day and two women that I teach with at school kept going on about their blog and how good they are at blogging and how they need to help some other women at school with their blog. Holy mierda can they just shut up. This put me over the top! I finally ordered my t-shirt on ebay so I can wear it on Casual Friday. This picture above is an exact copy of what my T-shirt will say when it arrives.