So I have been out of the loop lately! I still stand by my past posts however so don't think I went away because I didn't. I just didn't feel like I had any ammo for a good post. This changed in abrupt fashion however when I heard, and read, that Britany Spears is coming to concert in SLC and that some of you are Anueploid enough to pay money to go and see her.
I have a real problem with paying $100 for a concert ticket for anybody. It is a friggen rip off! I really take issue with people paying this to see Britany Spears!! She is the closest thing to a white trash circus side show that there is and people are willing to pay good money to go and see her. This is where I almost loose faith in humanity.
Britany Spears is a terrible mother, sister, daughter etc. etc. and yet YOU people continue to line her pockets with YOUR hard earned MONEY. Do you morons not realize you are the ones making her RICH or did you think your ticket money went to charity. This is what is wrong with society! the fact that people pay money to see concerts, movies etc. that these loosers provide for our enjoyment (whatever) is luticrous! People making people who don't deserve it rich beyond their wildest dreams, that is just great.
So I hope the next time Britany Spears is in the news for being a skank or acting like a fool you can pat yourself on the back and remember that you had just a little to do with providing the means for her to be what she is. A trailer trash skank laughing all the way to the bank on your buck. Good job America!! You might need your chromosomes counted!!
WOOPIDIDOO
Stay Tuned, Yours may make an appearance.
By the way I don't care how many times youv'e been to Disney Land and I don't care when you are going back.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
I thought God made us an intellegent species, but I was wrong!!
Posted by Commissioner Gordon at 10:49 PM 0 comments
Friday, November 7, 2008
Fred Young
My wife was looking at the class of 95 blog the day that the news about Fred Young was posted. She asked me if I knew him and I just replied, "of course". I think I asked if he had a blog and then she told me that he had been killed in a car crash with his future wife by a piece of crap drunk. I could not believe it! I know that a lot of people saw that news, read it and then just thought, "huh, that is too bad".
There are two people I respect more than any other people that I have ever met. One is a guy I used to work with that had come full circle from a life of major drug abuse, addiction, distribution and a really rough life. He is now a wonderful dad, works harder than anybody I have every met, except my dad, is humble (not forced), goes to the temple and teaches young people at church. People always talk about these people they respect on their blogs, like Oprah (loser) and other people who do nothing but talk big. Well the other person I respected more than anybody I can think of was Fred Young.
I knew Fred pretty much my whole life. I went to a couple of his birthday parties when I was little. I used to get so mad when I saw how people treated Fred that it just made my blood boil. If people had know how his home life was they would never have treated him with such disrespect and ignorance. I personally saw how he was treated at home and I will just leave it at that. Me and my cousin used to defend Fred at all cost's and always tried to help him after people got done teasing. Well I respected Fred because with all the vicissitudes that hampered his life, he faced them all with a smile and a tenacious determination that would not quit. I saw him go on his mission and I know from what others told me that he worked harder than anyone can imagine only to get sent home for health and personal reasons. He was mad that it happened, but could do nothing about it. I used to see him at UVSC every day while going to school and he put hours and hours upon hours into school with tutors and instructors so he could get through his work load of accounting classes to try and get a degree. He did this while he also worked full time hours into the night with maintenance for UVSC. It was amazing to see him get his degree in 2006 after working towards it for 8 years.
I know that he had a purpose to serve on the other side and I know he will do it with the same determination that he did on this world. I just wish I would have know that he died so I could have gone the service and paid respect.
These two people I talked about could teach people more about life and living than any of the lame celebrities and moron 'Sean Hanities' in the world. I just wish people would look at some of these examples and be more grateful about things instead of whining about how hard their "comfortable" life is!
Posted by Commissioner Gordon at 11:26 PM 6 comments
Saturday, November 1, 2008
I think I found out why you could get addicted to blogging!
Posted by Commissioner Gordon at 10:18 PM 1 comments
Advice, Advice, STOP WITH THE FLIPPIN' ADVICE
So it is amazing how many people think that people want their advise. From the look of things people think that, since the whole world is connected by blogs now, they can bore us with their advice. Well since it is popular for some bloggers to give advice, let me turn around and do what I am whining about and give some advice. My advice is STOP GIVING ME POINTLESS ADVICE! Manners people should use are things you should whine about to your husband ( or wife) before you go to bed at night. Not being a complainer is something you should talk to your kids about. I guess if you dont' have either of these people in your life yet WRITE IN A JOURNAL OR A DIARY OR SOMETHING!
By the way I don't need any more people to tell me that I am a hypocrite because I make fun of blogs and stuff and yet I have one that I update. I have spent a total of 40 minutes on this thing after my wife put it together for me. Thats at least daily for some of you with the "Blog Fever". Remember I love you all.
Posted by Commissioner Gordon at 10:00 PM 0 comments
Friday, October 17, 2008
How Offensive!!
I have to mention something about this picture and then of course give something comedic about the whole subject. This of course is a real non-doctored picture of an iceberg. I found this picture and then found out that some people find the 'penisberg' offensive. Well I guess I could see how you could feel that way if it was used in the wrong context, but if this thing floated by while you were on an Alaskan Cruiseliner you would have taken the picture too.
Anyways, people being alarmed about this picture are the same people that come to my High School where I teach and cry about our science department head's class room. You see, she has a penis bone from a Baleen Whale hanging from her ceiling and it is about 2 feet long. Well some students find it quite interesting and as you would probably think it is quite the conversation piece, that doesn't deter people from complaining however.
So just give it a break and for heavens sake people spend your complaining time complaining about something that has merit and not a biology teacher's classroom where you are bound to find something 'organ'ic anyways!
Posted by Commissioner Gordon at 4:10 PM 1 comments
Monday, October 13, 2008
We may think we are proper, but we still talk like we are from utah! WOOO!
Posted by Commissioner Gordon at 7:14 PM 3 comments
Saturday, October 11, 2008
I'll decide if your kids are cute
Posted by Commissioner Gordon at 12:39 PM 0 comments